Once there was a Bus Conductor, who was very rude to his passengers.
One day a beautiful young girl, of around 18 years, tried to board the bus, but he didn't stop the bus. Unfortunately the beautiful young girl came under the bus and died on the spot. Angry passengers took the conductor to the police station, who in turn took him to the court. The judge was not at all impressed with him and gave him capital punishment. He was taken to the electrocution chamber. There was a single chair in the center of the room and a single banana peel at one corner of the room. The conductor was strapped to the chair and high voltage current was given to him. But to everyone's amazement, he survived. The judge decided to set him free, and he returned to his profession.
After a few months, this time, a good looking middle aged woman tried to board the bus but the conductor didn't stop the bus. Unfortunately, this time also, the good looking middle aged woman came under the bus and died on the spot. Again angry passengers took him to the police station, who in turn took him to the court. The judge took one look at the conductor and gave him capital punishment. The Bus conductor was taken to the same electrocution chamber where there was a single chair in the center of the room and a single banana peel at one corner of the room. He was strapped to the chair and high voltage current was given to him. This time also to everyone's amazement, he survived. The judge decided to set him free, and he returned to his profession.
A couple of months later, an elderly gentleman tried to board the bus. This time the Bus conductor, remembering his earlier experiences, stopped the bus. Unfortunately the elderly gentleman slipped and died due to his injuries. The conductor was taken to the police station and then to the court, to the same judge. Though he hadn't done anything wrong, but considering his past record the judge decided to set an example and gave him capital punishment.
The Bus conductor was again taken to the same electrocution chamber where there was a single chair in the center of the room and a single banana peel at one corner of the room. He was strapped to the chair and high voltage current was given to him.
This time he died instantly!!!!!!!!!!!
The question is why didn't he die on the first two occasions, but died instantly the third time??
Try to solve it yourself. This is rather interesting and answer is perfectly logical. If necessary read the puzzle once again.
Still if you can't, then see below.........
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Answer:
During the first two times, the conductor was a Bad Conductor, therefore electricity didn't pass through him. But during the third time, he was a good conductor, electricity passed through him freely and he died !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ha Ha Ha ha !!!!!!!! Obviously you gotta revise your science chapter on Electricity ????
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Q) Why are Indian husbands "SILVER," and why are American husbands "GOLD"?
A) Indian wives call their husband as "A g" (Scientific Symbol for Silver)
American wives call their husband as "A u" (Scientific Symbol for gold)
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Teacher - 2 plus 2 = 4! Batao meri water tank mein Kitna paani hai?
Students are all surprised!!!
Pinku - Madam, 200 Ltr!
Teacher - Correct!!! Tumhe kaise pata?
Pinku - Kyonki meri mummy ne aaj aaloo ki sabji banayi thi !!!
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The Maratha Regiment was fighting hard on the border against
the enemies. They had to cross the border to capture the enemy base, but no one was able to cross the border and go across fearing death. Just then Hawaldar Pawan Kumar Jhonke got up and crossed the border and nothing happened to him,
why??
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Panchi Nadiya PAWAN K JHONKE... Koi Sarhad na Inhe roke...(song from the movie Refugee)
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What is the VECTOR FORM of SRIDEVI is Sridevi is a Scalar Quantity?:
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Sridevi is Chandni and TABU is Chandni BAR
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Ek aadmi bank se bahar aake ek auto mein chada....autowala usko us k ghar le gaya aur 100 rs liya. actually, it wouldn't have costed more than 10 rs. Agle din, subah jab woh aadmi jagaa, he was not able to see anything.kuch bhi nahin dikh raha tha But then, raat hote hi, uski aankh theekh ho gayi and he was able to see everything clearly.
WHY?
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Kyon ki autowaale ne us aadmi ko ULLOO bana diya tha!!!
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Champu and Pampu are 2 elephant friends. Champu is in love with Champi, the elephant beauty queen. Champu proposes to Champi and she rejects him for some other rich elephant across the river. Champu is very sad, so Pampu consoles Champu and asks him to play see- saw at the
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Suddenly the see- saw breaks...... and they burst to a song........
guess which one.........
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See- Saw ho ya dil ho.... aakhirrrrrrr...toot jaata hai....
toot jaata hai....
toot jaata hai!!
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A man is speeding in his Ferrari on the highway..... ..suddenly a hare hops up from nowhere, onto the road. unable to dodge it he runs right o v er it.......... ..overcome by concern he stops his car to inspect the hare........ ..the hare is dead. being an animal lover ,our Ferrari driver tries to bring back the hare to life........ he frantically searches the dikky of his car and finds a spray- can there....... he sprays the dead animal with it...suddenly the hare springs back to life........ it runs along the road....looks back and waves at the man....then again runs along some distance ,looks back and waves at him.....and then again runs further,looks back and waves...
the man looks at the can and reads these words...
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'HAIR SPRAY. BRINGS LIFE TO DEAD HAIR.INCREASES WAVINESS.'
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A friend gives a barrel full of FEVICOL to his friend on his birthday. What does this friend who receive the gift sing ???
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Dushman na kare dost ne ye kaam kiya hai
Umra bhar ka ghum (gum) hame inaam diya hai........
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One day James Bond goes to buy a pan. The pan walla asks him Rs.4 for the pan but James Bond gives him only Rs 1.5. When paan waala asks him for the rest of the money ...Bond replies .....?????
Take a guess
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Dhai (2.5) another day......... (die another day)
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